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Old Lutheran Humor
Church
Bulletin Bloopers
·For
those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.
·Due
to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be
discontinued until further notice.
·Evening
massage - 6 p.m.
·The
eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited
to attend this tragedy.
·Potluck
supper: prayer and medication to follow.
·Don't
let worry kill you off - let the church help.
·The
concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special
thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole
evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
·Scouts
are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
·The
outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on
people who are not afflicted with any church.
·Low
Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30p.m.
Please use the back door.
·Ushers
will eat latecomers.
·The
Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the
audience.
·During
the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
·Next
Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
·Stewardship
Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All"
·Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
·Pastor
is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
·22
members were present at the church meeting held at the home of
Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs.
Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
·The
choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning
to join the choir.
·Weight
Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the
side entrance.
·The
rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of
David Alan Belzer, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
·This
afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of
the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
·Tuesday
at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk
will please come early.
·Wednesday,
the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put
Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
·Thursday
at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All
wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his
private study.
·This
being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mr. Vassilas to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
·The
service will close with "Little Drops Of Water". One of the
ladies will start (quietly) and the rest of the congregation
will join in.
·Next
Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of
the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new
carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
·The
ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and
they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
·A
bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.
·At
the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?". Come early and listen to our choir practice.
·The
1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
·Eight
new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
·Mrs.
Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
·Please
join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who is preparing
for the girth of their first child.
·The
Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes,
green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal
feel.
·The
Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: " I Upped My Pledge-Up Yours."
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